i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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