Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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