Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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