i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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