Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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