first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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