i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
