I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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