I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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