North Korea, Best Korea!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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