forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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