ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Randomize
