Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
