What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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