I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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