you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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