You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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