used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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