I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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