"it" just moved
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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