I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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