my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
