Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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