another moral hangover. fuck.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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