There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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