Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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