I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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