Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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