I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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