I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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