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you win
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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