That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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