that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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