i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just googled if crying burns calories
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
pray to the hookup gods
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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