My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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