I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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