This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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