Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Girls should come with a carfax report
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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