I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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