There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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