so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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