I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
tell me about the fingering
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