shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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