so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The ass gains better be worth it
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