They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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