Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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