Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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