My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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