laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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