operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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