Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
vagina is talking i cant
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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